Pretensions read in the Saturday Straits Times about plastic surgeon David Tan who has set up what is probably Singapore's only baroque-themed clinic. According to the article, Tan spent US$295,000 on leather-look wallpaper, leather door handles, a blue crystal chandelier decorated with pink feathers and fur-backed Milanese chairs for his boudor, ahem clinic. Apparently his clients, including society women and celebs, decorate their homes in this way and he wanted to make them feel at home.

Interestingly, United Overseas Bank is currently offering the following specials at his clinic (feathers optional, presumably).

• Fraxel® Restore Laser – Results you can See and Feel™:  S$6,000 for 5 sessions (U.P. S$7,500)

The latest US Food and Drug Administration approved non-ablative fractional technology for deep skin resurfacing and a flawless complexion. Ideal for acne scars and melasma.

• Pixel™ Ablative Fractional Resurfacing: S$2,600 for 4 sessions (U.P. S$3,000)

A medium depth laser resurfacing procedure to improve skin texture for a youthful appearance.

• TiTan®: S$4,000 for 3 sessions (U.P. S$6,000)

Uses infrared light to stimulate new collagen formation deep beneath the skin’s surface, tightening skin on the face or abdomen (post pregnancy) to enhance youthful appearance without surgery.

• C6 Medlite™ Laser Toning: S$2,250 for 5 sessions (U.P. S$2,500)

A quick and safe laser procedure to rejuvenate the skin. Improves texture and pores.

• Ellipse® I2PL: S$1,750 for 5 sessions (U.P. S$2,000)

The latest Gold standard photo rejuvenation system helps to maintain a fresher and younger look by removing age spots, visible veins and acne.

• Botox® and Hyaluronic Acid (HA) Fillers: 20% OFF regular price

Soften and smoothen out wrinkles and grooves almost instantly. Done either alone or together with laser treatment for dramatic results.

• In-House Skin Care by Dcreme: 15% OFF regular price

Specially formulated skin care by Japanese scientists for all skin types.

6/12 months Instalment Payment Plan available

Would you get a Botox from this man?